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Guys, Water4Gas Will Help You Score With The Ladies

By: GARKO

According to some stray article that Icame across drifting around on some unchartered realm of cyberspace these are the traits that ladies find sexy, guys....
The traits they dig are confidence, humor, courage and a sense of authority.
Since the opposite sex is one of my favorite subjects and alternative fuel solutions are another my mind meshed the two and I had a realization.
I think this explains why skyrocketing gas prices are so emasculating
CONFIDENCE – Most Americans these days are running near empty.
That emptiness is not necessarily their ethics level or their stomachs. Even in the worst economic conditions, Americans have no trouble feeding their faces. The hollow echo of emptiness is most easily found in our savings accounts and our fuel tanks. Since this causes much stress you might appear to Miss Hottie to be not quite so confident. Women have their own senses and they can "smell" fear!
Also, actually running out of fuel in order to make out with the girl is so 1950s. Don't try it. These days she will probably think you are Hannibal, Freddie or Jason.
Domino effect = you see the tank running near empty, you are worried, the lady senses the fear, you go home alone tonight. I am sure that none of this ever happened to anyone reading this.
HUMOR – Not much funny about gasoline at $4/gallon nor your reaction to it, nor your empty gas tank nor getting stranded because you ran out of gas
COURAGE – "There I was... just me and my credit card against this one armed metallic money sucking monster, then I grabbed it by the hose..." Really the only courageous thing is driving a car when you can't afford to pay for the fuel. It's kinda courageous, kinda dumb.
SENSE OF AUTHORITY – Well,none of us have authority at the gas pump, we pay whatever the criminals in charge of the oil companies tell us to pay. And not being able to go out to someplace nice because the money eating monster at the gas station sucked up your last dollar is not demonstrating your sense of authority

So there ya go, guys. High fuel prices have you thoroughly castrated and not appealing as sexy to the ladies whatsoever.
However, if you took charge of the situation, figured out how to pay less for gas, courageously went about implementing it with full confidence and then had enough room in your bank account and your gas tank to afford a sense of humor... then you might get some attention from the ladies. Maybe.

Here comes Water4Gas to save your sex life!
WATER4GAS is sharing information for a nominal fee which people can use at home to put together a small device which instills hydrogen into the gasoline/air mixture that their car or truck runs on.
The process makes bite sized particles out of the ones that the system uses as fuel. So the engine gets to use considerably more of it.
By doing this you can minimumly expect to increase your gasoline performance by 30-50% or significantly more. Those molecules must have been pretty "blankin'" big in some engines before. But with W4G they are made consumable so you can increase your gasoline performance.
It also helps make emissions substantially cleaner.
This information has been purchased by over 10s of 1000s of car owners already and the percentage of happy customers is about 99%! So how about you?

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About The Author
Entrepreneur, consumer advocate, songwriter and activist, GARKO, has found that adding water to the gasoline in your car just dilutes your gasoline :). But he can show you one of the best alternative ways to save on gas which is to power your car using water for gas For a list of current gasoline prices in your neighborhood email garko@startlingdiscoveries.info

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